Reasons I know the end is near: 1) I swear there is less ink in my Sharpies every time I buy new ones*, 2) Prince stopped singing about sex, 3) Crocs exist. And soon at Nordstrom.
Just let that simmer.
AT. NORDSTROM. How could they do this to me?!?* I love Nordstrom with a steaming passion, but this is a serious downgrade. No wonder I've been seeing an influx of ugly shoes there! The marketing and sales team is just trying to prepare us for the Antichrist that are Crocs.* I even see commercials for Crocs nowadays. And something about the new styles they introduce remind me of TOMS. A dowdier, laughable take on them. I don't give a damn about comfort. If I want comfort, I'll sleep in a coffin. They're very soft, at least that's what my vampire friends say. Bella, Jacob, Edward, you know, the Twilight crew. Speaking of which, they have a clothing line and BAM here we are back to Nordstrom! But seriously....no.
*I'm not being overdramatic. This is my life.
IN OTHER NEWS-
Royal blue nails are wildly attractive. On me, at least. Just a head's up.
Lovelovelove,
Camille
PS- I am in no way in favor of or endorsing the phenomena that is Twilight. But I cannot ignore that it exists.
:D
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